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Joke of the Day

"George Zimmerman knock knock joke Person 1:Knock knock. Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: George Zimmerman. Person 2: George Zimmerman who? Person 1: Ok good you're automatically on that jury."

"What did earth say to the other planets? You guys have no life!"

"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over Me: Idk, but could you move this along? I've had too much to drink and I really need to pee."

"I always feel an intense awkwardness when a woman doesn't choose the iron in a game of Monopoly."

"Just got off the phone with my mom. She had a nice talk."

"What did the octogenarian pirate say? Arr matey!"

"What does a blonde do when her computer freezes? She puts in in the microwave."

"What do you call a foreigner who is obsessed with Chinese culture? A zhuologist"

"I predict the iPad's small-but-not-quite-small-enough size will be a source of great consternation for fanny pack enthusiasts."

"RIP is the LOL of dying..."