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Joke of the Day

"George Zimmerman knock knock joke Person 1:Knock knock. Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: George Zimmerman. Person 2: George Zimmerman who? Person 1: Ok good you're automatically on that jury."

"Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea? Because he believed that all proper tea was theft."

"The Jackhammer, Now that was a groundbreaking discovery."

"How many reddit admins does it take to screw in a light bulb Ill let you know once they get back to me"

"Q: Have you heard about the Irish abortion clinic? A: There's a 12-month waiting list."

"Q: How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it."

"Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he had a very large bill."

"What do you call a haunted accordion Polka haunt us"

"I have a photographic memory it just hasn't developed yet"

"What do you get from a Hebrew genie? A coupon for 10% off three Jewishes"