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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a haunted accordion Polka haunt us"
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"What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf? A monster with an all-over perm."
"So Jared Fogle is heading to prison. I wonder if he'll go for a six inch or try the footlong?"
"Iron Man is technically a FEmale. I will downvote myself on the way out...."
"If the 2008 election was about Hope and Change, what is 2016? Fear and Loathing."
"I broke into a shoe store and tied the laces together on all the womens shoes. Bitches be trippin."
"Guys, enough with the fat jokes.. Can't you see I've got enough on my plate already"
"Stop with the blind jokes ... I don t see the point."
"""Son, you can practice the sex on holes in trees"" ""DAD?!"" [next day] ""Where you going with that broom handle?"" ""Checkin for squirrels"""
"Today is my birthday... and I'm Jewish."