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Joke of the Day
"The Jackhammer, Now that was a groundbreaking discovery."
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"The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire."
"Did I tell you guys about my awesome camping trip? Yea, it was in tents"
"We should've cremated Michael Jackson in case of the zombie apocalypse or else people will think they're part of a Thriller flash mob"
"Why are there so many women archeologists? Because they love digging up the past."
"I have half a mind to get another lobotomy."
"40 world leaders are in DC tonight. Blocks away, George Clinton is playing a show. Does Joe Biden know what a big funking deal that is?"
"People who live in Flint should drink gasoline. It's cheaper than the water and guaranteed unleaded"
"Vaccination awareness is rising Last night I saw a young man vaccinate himself behind a dumpster"
"I've never had angry sex. I'm always happy and quite surprised that it is actually happening."