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Joke of the Day
"Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he had a very large bill."
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"So I ordered a pizza I ordered a funghi pizza yesterday but I was pretty disappointed.. They obviously have mushroom for improvement"
"After witnessing the second coming of Jesus. My life has changed. I have decided not to watch Mexican Porn again."
"School portraits would be way cooler if they were all mid-spaghetti-bite candids."
"People that are stoned shouldn't throw glass houses."
"Show Jumping Some people call it ""Show Jumping"" I like to call it *Sarah Jessica Parkour*"
"People who write ""loosing"" when they mean ""losing"" need to get loost."
"What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment? There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable."
"I met a girl with 12 nipples Which sounds funny, dozen tit?"
"So JLO has a new movie in theaters? Hasn't she had 'Enough'?"