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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it."

"Why was epsilon afraid of zeta? Because zeta ate a theta"

"What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? A golfer goes *whack!* ""Fuck!"" A skydiver goes ""Fuck!"" *whack!*"

"What do old women and cottage cheese have in common? They come in chunks."

"Boy: What's the biggest ant in the world? Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt"

"I went to an ice hockey game at the local leper colony There was a face off in the corner"

"What should female robots NOT come standard with. A sound card..."

"Did you hear about a guy who was beaten with a marijuana joint? He suffered blunt force trauma"

"I am your Doctor. Sorry to inform you that you have a brain problem. Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it, and the right has nothing left in it'"

"What's the best part of being a man? You don't have to sleep next to a hairy asshole for the rest of your life."