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"I have a photographic memory it just hasn't developed yet"
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"Last night, Gotye won Record of the Year. Parents were like, ""Who's Gotye?"" while their kids were like, ""What's a record?"
"Let's party like it's 1999. (Drink Bud Lights at my warehouse job with the guy on work release who had to go back to jail every night)."
"Need special medicine for our son's kidneys but we can't afford it because we bought printer ink last week :("
"Computers and my spouse are very similar in some ways. If ever there is something wrong, it's probably my fault."
"No human will ever understand humiliation like a dog who happens to run into a wolf while wearing a sweater."
"Q.What are the worst six years in a blonde's life? A: Third Grade."
"A Freudian slip is when you want to say one thing but end up fucking your mother."
"If the government keeps doing nothing for much longer, it will get its own reality show on E!"