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Joke of the Day

"How many reddit admins does it take to screw in a light bulb Ill let you know once they get back to me"

"What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common? They've both put their faith in the cloud."

"Erectile dysfunction is a serious condition. It ain't nothing to fuck with."

"Ask your doctor if left is right for you."

"How does a Metal Wizard perform his spells? He ChromeCasts. anDruid humor."

"Q: Why did the Davidians commit suicide? A: They were trying to keep up with the Joneses."

"If a boy touches your... Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say ""don't"" and if he touches your pussy say ""stop""? Daughter: But mom, he touched both so I said ""don't stop"""

"I call my mom santa.... Cause she is always calling me a ho ho ho"

"What do you call a loud Trump supporter? A Trumpet."

"I work with a guy named Rick. I'm pretty sure he spells his name with a silent ""P."""