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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when an amputee does Karate? Partial Arts! :)"
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"My roommate dressed as a syringe for our Halloween house party. He's upstairs with the sexy girl wearing the Courtney Love costume. In the addict."
"What sound does a Hispanic pacman make? Guac-a Guac-a!"
"He said I won his heart and I was all ""Ugh can I just win like $20? How about a sweater from Sears? A pencil? I could really use a pencil."""
"Why did the chemist never say ""NO"" to anything? Because the reaction could be explosive."
"What's a feminist's least favorite food? Gender rolls"
"Did you hear about the baby with the gigantic, record-setting head? The mother called it a crowning achievement."
"I called the bookstore and asked if they had any books about constipation. She told me it hasn't come out yet"
"Q: Why is air a ton like sex? A: Because it's no major ordeal unless you're not getting any."
"Did you hear about the houses that fell in love? They had a lawn-distance relationship."