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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chemist never say ""NO"" to anything? Because the reaction could be explosive."
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"No bees were harmed in the making of my new short film, ""Bees on Fire: Screams from Inside a Hive""."
"Your password must contain an upper and lower case letter, two numbers and a bunch of symbols that look like comic strip swearing."
"What do you call it when someone relies on sleep studies for a profession? a rem job"
"My interior decorator quit on her first day on the job. I told her to paint all the walls in my house to be green screens."
"At the Olympics a man walked up to a competitor who was carrying a very long pole. ""Excuse me, are you a pole vaulter?"" ""Nein, I am German, but how did you know my name ist Walter?"""
"Roses are red... Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers ...cheese on toast."
"What's the difference between a canoe and a jew? A jew don't tip"
"Porn stars' favorite drink? 7-Up 'n cider."
"So I saw a truck called 'The Morse Deliverers' reversing yesterday, For some reason it just kept on saying 'S'"