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Joke of the Day
"What's a feminist's least favorite food? Gender rolls"
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"The girls that say that all guys want is sex, are usually the ones who have only that to offer."
"Mars and NASA Mars: Come over NASA: You're 33.9 million miles away Mars: I'm wet NASA: I'm coming over"
"Why Ahmed made a clock? To know when to blow up"
"Avoiding the use of French-derived words... Is not my forte."
"Anyone who says cheetahs are the fastest land mammals hasn't seen me move a cat off an expensive area rug before he pukes."
"I was hoping my sister could help me with trigonometry... But then I remembered, ""she's in middle school, of course secant"""
"What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up? I've got a bone to pick with you"
"I purchased a gross of condoms... There were only 140 in the box! Ruined my whole weekend."
"Fine! I do actually believe in a higher being.. His name is Jonathan and he's about 5 inches higher than me. That bastard."