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Joke of the Day
"Why did the melon have commitment issues? Because he cantaloupe"
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"What do you call a naughty Yazidi child? A little devil"
"Lars asked Ole, ""Do ya know da difference between a Norvegian and a canoe?"" ""No, I don't,"" said Ole. ""A canoe will sometimes tip,"" explained Lars."
"Wife to her Husband Wife to her husband: ""I told you I'll be back in five minutes, so why you are calling me every half an hour?"""
"Whats the best thing to put into a pie? Your teeth!"
"Unscramble: pnise If you got spine, you are correct. The rest of you have been on twitter too long."
"Yes Yes Yes !!! Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. ""Yes"" is the answer."
"It's perfectly fine to offer raisins to a guest (if nuclear winter is upon us & you're living in an underground bunker)"
"Pandas are proof that if you have a cute enough outfit no one will call you fat."
"As I slowly remove her panties I think to myself God these don't fit me very well"