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Joke of the Day
"I'm a ginja. What is that you might say? A ginger ninja"
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"Silly batman joke my doctor told me today Twoface never liked it when his men shouted, 'hey you! With the face!'"
"I like Australian kisses. They're just like French kisses but down under."
"How can you tell if your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit."
"{Driving behind semi} *Sees the 'How Am I Driving' sign* *Panics* Hello?! There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving"
"If a tomato gets put in a coma for being gay is it a fruit or a vegetable? ...its a hate crime"
"It concerns me when someone comes out of the bathroom stall and has to wash their hands all the way up to their elbows"
"Life is more exciting when you're out there living it. I read that somewhere."
"Hulk Hogan walks into a tanning salon and drops a saddle on the counter. ""Make me look like this brother!"""
"I need an aggressive dog-barking sound on my phone, for whenever anyone knocks on the bathroom door when I'm in there"