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Joke of the Day
"What is 13 inches long, has a purple head and makes a woman scream all night long? Crib death."
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"How do you get four old ladies to say the F word? Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!"
"Just had a vegetarian meal with a nonalcoholic beverage at a restaurant whose produce are 80% locally grown. Feeling pretty smug."
"Good cop: We got you red-handed! Weatherman cop: Well there's a 70% chance of guilt but I'd go ahead and make weekend plans"
"What do you call a sad cancer patient? Chemo-sobby (kemosabe)"
"Why did the strawberry cry? Because his mother was in a jam."
"What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common? they're fun to ride until your friends find out."
"Gay vampire I vant to suck your dick"
"What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? Any place without a drive-up window."
"""I'd like to make a large cash deposit"" teller: ok, how much do you have? ""Wow can't a guy just share his dreams without being pressured?"""