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Joke of the Day
"Q: ""What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?"" A: ""You can't tuna fish."""
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"When Kurt Cobain was a child... When Kurt Cobain was a child, his mother told him not to play with guns. I suppose that went in one ear and out the other."
"A ponytail so tight I look 5 years younger and everyone thinks I've been smiling all day."
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"What's the worst smell in the world? An anchovie's cunt."