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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why Station Masters are so good at their job?? They train them-self a lot."
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"""I hate being half bicycle, half motorcycle"" he moped"
"Snow is like sex... You never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. .."
"Knock Knock -Who's there? -The pilot. Let me in"
"What did the busty police officer say to the drug trafficker? You're under a breast."
"We were so poor Dad could only afford to drink 3-4 nights a week."
"I think what irritates me most about Katy Perry is that I thought she was a Zooey Deschanel SNL character until about 2 months ago."
"Q: How many Orthodox Rabbis does it take to change a light bulb? A: Change?"
"Story of my life Dr: Have you been getting enough exercise? Me: Does sex count as exercise? Dr: Yes. Me: No."
"Sometimes, I drive by the schoolyard and scream ""STOP WASTING YOUR FUCKING TIME!"" to white kids playing basketball."