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Joke of the Day

"Life is like poker. I try to get 21 but always hit on 14."

"Bernie Sanders only has one night stands It's totally not his choice, but women tend not to call back once they still Feel The Bern the next morning."

"Fred: You've got a Roman nose. Harry: Like Julius Caesar? Fred: No it's roamin' all over your face."

"So with the iPhone 6S coming out... I'm guessing it will be a huge 6-s."

"""I really thought by now we'd all have robots,"" he wrote, typing on a small device containing the sum of the world's knowledge."

"Why is the dog man's best friend? He has to have someone to blame the farts on."

"Son: Mom, when I will grow up enough to get out of the house without asking you? Mom: Son, your dad has not grown up as much yet."

"How much is a $1,000,000 Bill worth? Nothing! You can't use it anywhere!"

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino Elephino"

"The only thing worse than having a small penis... Is having small arms."