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Joke of the Day

"""I really thought by now we'd all have robots,"" he wrote, typing on a small device containing the sum of the world's knowledge."

"I knew a guy who was into sadism, necrophilia, and beastiality... But he gave it up cause at the end of the day, he was just beating a dead horse."

"What do you call a dog who digs up ancient artifacts? A Barkeologist."

"The hardest thing about being a pedophile Is trying to fit in"

"Q: Did you hear the one about the fruit on trial? A: It was judged by a jury of his pears."

"The best thing about eating healthy food is all the incredible food you eat an hour later because you're so hungry..."

"I shot a frog once. It croaked."

"What do you call a stomach ache you get from eating a Cuban sandwich? Castro-intestinal distress."

"Where should you drown a hipster? In the mainstream."

"What's the best selling soft drink in Italy? Dr. Pepe"