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Joke of the Day
"The only thing worse than having a small penis... Is having small arms."
Next Joke
"I went to a place to buy some weed, turns out they didn't have any but they sold some shoes... I don't know what those things were laced with but I was tripping all over the place."
"Before meeting a hot chick, wish I could talk to the dude who's sick of her bullshit."
"Beware: Butterball Turkeys Recalled !! The factory forgot to butter their balls."
"What's a blind person's least favorite theme park? Seaworld"
"What's the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it dies."
"Twitter... it's for the birds!"
"John buys binoculars and shows it to Bob. ""Bob, this is the coolest thing ever. Last night I saw you doing you wife"" You can return it, it's broken. Last night I was out of town"
"Tell the barista your name is Beetlejuice and quietly walk out."
"Not to brag, but according to this food packaging I just ate enough fancy cashews to serve 638 people."