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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a microwave oven and anal sex? One doesn't brown your meat."

"With all those 'thoughts and prayers' on Facebook it's amazing people are *still* dying."

"A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed. ""Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain. ""Yes"" replied the murderer. ""Will you hold my hand?"""

"Press Release: ""Big thank you to Adrian Peterson and Ray Rice"" Sincerely, Tony Stewart's PR Team"

"Then there was the noodle who wanted all his life to be an M... but when he finally got his wish, no one believed him cause he was an M pasta..."

"You need glasses when you do maths Because it helps with division. -Barbara from Rooster Teeth"

"Guys, don't tell 9/11 jokes. They're just plane wrong"

"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself? Because it was two-tyred."

"Apple just announced new plans for the iPhone 8... It wont be a physical device, it will be iMaginary!"

"Motels may wanna take down that ""Color TV"" sign. We know."