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Joke of the Day

"Fred: You've got a Roman nose. Harry: Like Julius Caesar? Fred: No it's roamin' all over your face."

"Why don't French people smile in pictures? The French word for ""cheese"" is ""fromage""."

"I got my retainer today So pleathe excuthe me if i talk funny for a few dayth"

"How do you tell if someone is ticklish? You give them a couple of test-tickles."

"Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work? Well, it worked with the slaves."

"King's Landing Tommen put the king's landing in King's Landing"

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cologne ! Cologne who ? Cologne me names won't help !"

"I get it Bryan Adams. It was the summer of 69, but what year?"

"Chuck Norris has sex with every woman once a month. It causes a week of bleeding"

"How long did Cain beat his brother? As long as he was Abel."