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Joke of the Day
"Why is the dog man's best friend? He has to have someone to blame the farts on."
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"How to Properly Jump a Car Attach a cable to the red positive lead, then beat the negative lead for being black."
"something we all think is funny. Everybody thinks a pussy fart is funny, right?"
"Q: Why are ghouls green? A: Because they didn't take their travel sickness pills."
"Knock knock knock knock knock. Who's there? Michael J Fox"
"What's the quickest way to make nine million dollars? Date Simon Cowell."
"Did you hear the one about the statistician who drowned while wading across a river whose average depth was three feet?"
"Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have? A: One that never misses a period."
"What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common? They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen."
"What do the dolphins and the post office have in common? Neither deliver on Sundays."