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Joke of the Day

"*Hunts and Kills Winnie the Pooh *Hunts and Kills Pepe Le Pew *Cooks both in stew *Serves Pooh Pew Platter"

"What's a Neckbeards' favourite colour? M'genta"

"What is the quickest way to double your money ? Fold it in half !"

"New Internet acronym: RALSHMICOMN Rolling Around Laughing So Hard Milk Is Coming Out My Nose"

"Knock...Knock... Who's there? Interrupting cat... Int(meow)err(meow)upt(meow)ing(meow)(meow)c(meow)at(meow)who? Meow..."

"music class i was always in trouble in music class. now i play the bass so its good."

"Remember in 90's movies when the hot girl would enter a party in slow motion? That's what happens when I walk in a buffet."

"I ordered an Asian Hooker, she arrived 2 hours late She loves me wrong time."

"What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on juan"

"When somebody yells ""Last one in is a rotten egg,"" Chuck Norris is never the rotten egg."