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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on juan"
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"My wife is divorcing me, apparently she is sick of all my flower puns... I asked her ""Where's this stemming from petal?"""
"There are two types of people in the world Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data"
"Ppl freakin cuz its sharks in the ocean. News flash: that's where they live! If u see them at Chipotle, then we have a problem"
"Don't steal. That's the government's job."
"So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra ..."
"*hits on a guy* He's bleeding. I think I'm doing this wrong."
"""I can't feel my legs"" --mermaids"
"Me: Cleaning the basement. 12yo boy: Let me know if u need help. 13yo girl: Let me know when you're done. Yep...throwing out HER crap."
"Why isn't Cindy spelled Sindie? Whoever caid C makes an S cound was ctupid."