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Joke of the Day
"What's a Neckbeards' favourite colour? M'genta"
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"Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed? He wanted to feed his nightmares."
"How do you kill lots of Anzacs in a small amount of time? By telling them to get out of the trench"
"I used to think it was cool when all those athletes would say hi to my mom on TV."
"I'm really bad at portioning uncooked pasta...so if you and 110 of your friends wanna come over, dinner is ready."
"It sings and drives John Travolvo"
"Turn a man down for sex, he gets over it. Turn a woman down? Oh. My. God."
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Strong and Bitter"
"""Send me the link"" means ""do not ask me to sit here for 6 minutes and watch this shit now."""
"My wife just cleaned out her purse. So, she'll be having a garage sale later this week."