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Joke of the Day
"I ordered an Asian Hooker, she arrived 2 hours late She loves me wrong time."
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"Tanning Blondes Two blondes walk into a tanning salon. The receptionist asks Are you two sisters? They laughed and replied, No we're not even Catholic."
"Boredom is the leading cause of pregnancy. Unless you're on Twitter 24/7. Then it becomes the leading form of birth control."
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? (snicker) *You don't know?*"
"I lasted 1 hour and 30 seconds while having sex last night... Thank you daylight savings!"
"I was drinking gin for the first time when I realized... I'm not supposed to lose my ginity until I'm married"
"I am the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end, and the end of every place. What am I? 2.71828183"
"All things in moderation. Unless no one's looking."
"What is a physicist's favorite social movement? Half-lives matter."
"Sherlock Holmes leaves the bathroom without flushing... After he exits he tells Watson ""I think I am constipated."" Watson replies. ""No shit Sherlock?"