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Joke of the Day
"I ordered an Asian Hooker, she arrived 2 hours late She loves me wrong time."
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"What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? A Woman"
"What do you call a black guy who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!"
"Some people say ""If you can't beat them, join them"". I say ""If you can't beat them, beat them"", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise."
"I find it in poor taste that the 1am drive-thru attendant asks ""How are you?"" Not good, Maria. Clearly."
"My girlfriend told me I'm her 32nd lover Turns out what she really meant was I'm her thirty second lover"
"Perk of being an abortion doctor One perk of being an abortion doctor is that you don't have to worry about dog's food"
"?When the moon hits your eye? You'll be killed. It's massive."
"Why do they have fences around cemetaries? Because people are dying to get in."
"Dreamers dream. Livers detoxify."