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Joke of the Day
"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb Juan."
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"Total shocker that you actually have to pay for things when you get to the register. Go ahead and dump your purse on the counter. We'll wait"
"Where do all the orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms"
"Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married? A. Ruth-less."
"I love when bill collectors ask if you can borrow the money...uh I did that before and I think we both know how that turned out."
"How do you make an epileptic dance? Throw a flashbang into the room."
"How do you get a French girl pregnant? Cum in her shoe and let the flies do the rest."
"Did you hear about the baby born with no eyelids? They used his foreskin for an eyelid skin graft. . . . . . ***Now the poor guy is cock-eyed***"
"My son keeps putting out the fire in the fireplace Should I take him out of there?"
"Why should you send your sweetie a valentine? Because you always heart the one you love."