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Joke of the Day

"New Internet acronym: RALSHMICOMN Rolling Around Laughing So Hard Milk Is Coming Out My Nose"

"""Everyone has at least one novel inside them"" Baffled airport security rectal examiner at the end of a long, confusing shift"

"Knock knock joke Knock knock Who's there? With. With who? With whom."

"World's shortest poem titled.... Fleas Adam had `em"

"So, is Dora 18 yet, or what? Asking for a friend."

"What do you call a hooker with a runny nose??? Full"

"Naughty Women People have become very naughty on whatsapp.. Even married women have put their status as AVAILABLE. [Funny Status](http://franksms.com/funny-status-for-you/)"

"I asked the pizza place to write a joke in my pizza box. They delivered... the pizza with nothing written inside."

"Girlfriend and I placed a bet to see who was better at Super Smash Bros for the N64 I beat her so badly! I do wish we had a chance to actually play a race before I had to take her to the hospital..."

"A programmers wife tells him to buy groceries She says buy bread, and if there are eggs get a dozen. He came home with twelve loaves of bread"