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Joke of the Day
"music class i was always in trouble in music class. now i play the bass so its good."
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"Did you hear about the cannibal who came home late for dinner? All he got was a cold shoulder."
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"How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, but it takes 32 lightbulbs."