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Joke of the Day
"What kind of porn to chickens watch? Nugget porn."
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"Remember when you were a kid and used to blow Bubbles? Well, Bubbles is back in town and he's looking for your number."
"Your mommas so fat That when she posted to /r/gonewild they renamed the sub /r/earthporn"
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"""By night's end, one of these teams will be the victor."" Thank you for that breakdown, Bob Costas. I was worried they might all die instead."
"Me: Alexa, did you hear what Siri just said about you?! Alexa: Hold my beer!!!"
"Why are black people so good at basketball? They are experienced in running, stealing and shooting."
"Q: What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender? A: Rhesus Pieces."
"No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves."
"What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled? He made the World Trade Center disappear."