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Joke of the Day
"Why was the Icelandic football player called into his manager's office? He had a cavity."
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"What do you call a camel with 3 humps? Pregnant Dad joke courtesy of my child"
"I went to Prague recently... I had a really good time. You should Czech it out."
"I am under: paid, pressure, followed, rated, the gun, the radar, the influence, the weather and the wrong impression."
"If I had a dollar for every time I fell for a tweeter instead of a real person, I could pay for the psychiatric help I obviously need."
"Why don't snakes like Vitamin C? Because it's an anti-hisstamine."
"What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court? Annette!"
"My parrot was hit by a car today His last words were ""Shit, theres a parrot on the road"""
"[Courtroom] Judge: Have you been up before me? Convict: I don't know, Judge. What time were you up this morning?"
"Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the finest ingredients, *asshole*."