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Joke of the Day

"I was given a recipe book for roadkill recently I collected some roadkill and followed the recipe. It tasted good but I have no idea what to do with his bike."

"Dirty joke Whats good on pizza than on pussy?........crust!"

"The reason Microsofts new browser is code named Spartan, is because they know it's gonna kick people all the time."

"How well did Jackson Pollock do in art class? He passed it with flying colors. /heyo"

"My Life. It said ""Submit a Joke."""

"2 cats are trying to cross a river... The first cat is named ""One Two Three"", and the second cat is named ""Un Deux Trois"". Only 1 survives, which one? One Two Three, because Un Deux Trois cat sank."

"Last night instead of feeding my rabbit , I went out clubbing got really pissed and took drugs......I really let my hare down"

"IDEA FOR COURTROOM SKETCH ARTISTS: a camera"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? 1:""Why was 6 afraid of 7?"" 2:""Because 7 ate 9"" 1:""Ah very good, but why doesn't it matter?"" 2:...I don't know 1:""because 6, 7 ate. 6 was already a goner"""

"If someone who speaks 2 languages is Bilingual, whats someone who speaks 1 called? American. EDIT: My first post on Reddit and I get 1000+ up votes, thanks so much!!!"