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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a naked snake A snake because it wears no clothes :D"

"Justin Bieber made a racist joke when he was 15. Quick, someone give him $2 billion for his basketball team to teach him a lesson."

"Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired."

"Helium Factory It looks like the negotiations at the helium factory were falling apart....everything was up in the air."

"Fey items are full of irony."

"If you date someone working for the federal government and then break up, does he become FedEx? #oksorry"

"Why did the stonemason break up with the female con artist? She took him for granite."

"Did you hear about the new cologne Chris Brown put out? I heard it was a real hit with the ladies."

"Wife: But the zoo told you never to come back Me: [loading hotdogs into shotgun] Those giraffes can't live on salad, Eleanor"

"Joke A dyslexic man walked into a bra."