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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the new cologne Chris Brown put out? I heard it was a real hit with the ladies."
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"I'm so deep in the friend zone that she sends me nudes for approval before they go out to other guys."
"I stepped on an almond. When I looked down to see what it was I thought 'Awe damn. I busted a nut.'"
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"Why is it true that if vegans ate you it would not be cannibalism? Because you are fucking nuts"
"My better half said period jokes aren't clever So I wound up discarding 3 pages of jokes i had expounded on the Victorian period."
"An Englishman starts his own business in Afganistan He is making land mines that look like prayer mats! He is doing quite well! Profits are going through the roof!"
"My wife still misses me But her aim is getting better"
"My mother never attempted to wean me off of breast feeding. Just cut me off entirely one day... ...as if that first year of college wasn't difficult enough."
"I was going to tell a gay joke... Butt fuck it."