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Joke of the Day
"Why did the stonemason break up with the female con artist? She took him for granite."
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"I'm so bad at philosophy.... .....I Kant even"
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"My friend asked me if I was interested in a chess tournament. I said yes and he tried to sell me a sculpture of a woman's tits."
"Broken Pencils are pointless."
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