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Joke of the Day

"Justin Bieber made a racist joke when he was 15. Quick, someone give him $2 billion for his basketball team to teach him a lesson."

"The parking spot on Richard III's grave was restricted... Only two-door cars were allowed."

"I saw an image of the Virgin Mary on a pumpkin! It squashed all of my doubts... And, reinforced my faith in Gourd."

"Having a good friend is just like peeing your pants. Everybody can see it but only you feel that warm sensation of happiness."

"Two pretzels were walking down the street, then one got a-salted"

"The Kool-Aid Man seems depressed lately. Let's keep him away from load-bearing walls."

"I used to work at an orange juice factory... ...I ended up getting fired because I couldn't concentrate."

"My son asked me what it was like to be married I deleted all the music off his iPod except one song."

"What's the difference between purple and pink? Your grip!"

"What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult? Molestation."