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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a weed smoker with abs? A Narc."
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"--Whenever I am down in the dumps, I buy a new hat. --So that's where you get them."
"Just spent 3 hours making a belt out of all my old watches... ...it was a complete waste of time."
"Gerard Butler: Can I get sugar? Waiter: This is sugar. *GB stands pissed* GB: THIS..IS...SPLENDA!! *GB kicks waiter through glass panel*"
"How do you sort out Ant and Dec? Squash one and deal with the other later."
"16 sodium atoms walks into a bar.... followed by Batman."
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a bucket of shit? The Bucket"
"I accidentally swallowed a turntable needle. Good thing nothing major happened good thing nothing major happened good thing nothing major happened good thing nothing major happened"
"Why do some places have keys for the restroom? They're afraid somebody might steal their shit."
"Did you hear the one about the man with a big procrastination problem? Eh, I'll tell you later."