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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a weed smoker with abs? A Narc."
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"[karate sign up table] ""Ok guys with a ponytail or that are named Vince please form a second line you are the advanced class"""
"What do you call a group of animals who decides to kill themselves? Mass zooicide."
"How can you tell when your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes start to pile up."
"What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA? A ban from the petting zoo."
"A man's sex life is like an oak tree You spend the first part of your life growing up and not doing much. Then later you nut almost constantly for a short period of time, right up until you go bald"
"what do you call a turtle dressed as a guido a slowbro"
"What do you call Hitler's bachelor party? The Reich-stag!"
"I wear Lacoste shirts with the little crocodile on them because when shit goes down I want crocodiles to know that I'm on their side."
"How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, But you'll have to find a really big lightbulb to fit them in there."