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Joke of the Day
"What do Canadians say after a prayer in church? Eh-men"
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"Who said chivalry is dead, I open the door at least a hundred times a day for my cat and dogs."
"What do you call the place where parrots make films? Pollywood!"
"Remember when.. Remember when ""Netflix and chill"" used to mean... watching Netflix and chillin'?"
"Why do Republicans oppose Gay Marriage AND Obamacare? Because they hate mandates."
"What do you call someone who pretends to work in a victorias secret? A panty-mime"
"Relationship status: Sitting in Home Depot parking lot, car hood open, and asking men if they can jump me."
"me: wow a pegasus flying horse: actually Pegasus was just one horse we all have different names me: oh whats yours flying horse: Pegasus 2"
"What did one casket say to the other casket? ""Is that you coffin?'"
"Exercise makes you look and feel better naked? So does Tequila...."