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Joke of the Day
"My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She's fine. But the dog died."
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"What do a weather man and a fat penis doctor have in common? They are both meteorologists. (Works better spoken)"
"How many feminists does it take to screw a vegan? Lightbulb."
"i am asking my dad ""Dad you look tired."" ""Oh, you mean the dark circles under my eyes? Those are the shadows of my great deeds."""
"GYM Man: ""Can you spot me?"" Me: ""Sure"" Man: *Throwing down towel* ""Invisibility cloak my ass"""
"A man walks into a bar... ... he says ""ouch!"""
"(ROGUE ONE SPOILER) So the nickname... Throughout the movie, you see Galen calls Jyn his stardust, I thought it was pretty cute. I just didn't expect it to be so literal though."
"How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word? Police police police police police police police police police police police."
"What is David Bowie's favourite energy drink? Redbull Redbull"
"Im really good at coming up with jokes about planes. They always seem to take off."