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Joke of the Day

"Let me make an iphone joke Never mind, Ill just come up with a new one"

"I misread a headline today as ""the stealthy face a tax increase"" and thought good luck catching those ninjas, Obama!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alka ! Alka who ! Alka-phone !"

"No thanks resolutions, if I wanted to be reminded of everything I didn't follow through on at the end of the year, I'd get married again."

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number. Edit: I get it, this joke is just too far-fetched for you mainstreamers to understand."

"There's a 100% chance the Republicans will discuss Starbucks cups in a debate tonight, so remember that when they ask how they lost in 2016."

"Why is Jesus so rich? Because Jesus saves."

"Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, this one doesn't"

"Dad, What is your favorite music genre ? Elevator music"

"So I went around to a friends house... And on his mantle was a bronze statue of an animal butt. When I asked him about it he said it was a catastrophe."