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Joke of the Day

"Let me make an iphone joke Never mind, Ill just come up with a new one"

"Roe v Wade is my favorite bitter controversy about the best way to cross a small river."

"What happens when the fog lifts in California? UCLA."

"How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum? Two. One to eat it, another to look out for traffic!"

"Women say they want a guy who can make them laugh. I'd probably have done better if they'd specified that they didn't mean by tickling."

"What's the difference between batman and a black man? Batman can go into a store without robin."

"How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake? It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question."

"You're not cool if you have to tell people you're cool. I'm looking at you, Cool Whip."

"Test results are in, you might want to have a seat ""I'd rather stand"" Are you sure? You have ""Falls Down When Gets Bad News"" disease *Thud*"

"Q: How did bulldogs get such flat noses? - A: From chasing cars."