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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Mexican take Xanax? To stop hispanic attacks"
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"the difference between driving drunk and high drunk drivers run red lights stoned drivers wait for stop signs to turn green"
"How do you cause a riot at a cat show? Open a can"
"I'm appalled by the amount of sex, violence and profanity on TV. It's too fucking low."
"*eats a bag of chips* *eats 2 baked potatoes* *eats a plate of fries* *eats a plate of mashed potatoes* Being a vegetarian is easy!"
"You guys wanna hear a joke? Lil Wayne"
"No matter how kind you are German children are kinder."
"Why are the Dutch such great bakers? They know their way around an oven..."
"Why did the rooster run away ? He was chicken !"
"What do a fretless bass and a lawsuit have in common? Everyone is relieved when the case is closed."