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Joke of the Day
"I heard you can eat animals only if you're tall and handsome. This is a pussy joke."
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"Don't worry, officer, this isn't my blood. Really, stop searching me! I feel fine!"
"Thought about helping an old lady across the street but she prob doesnt have Facebook & wont make a post about it that goes viral so no thx"
"Give a man a cat and he eats for a day. Give him too many cats, and people will be like, ""Are you giving cats to that guy who eats cats?!?"""
"Twitter provides the technology for my thoughts to be ignored by far more people than ever before."
"so a cheetah and a lion decide to have a race The cheetah wins and the lion says ""you're a Cheetah"" the Cheetah says 'nah you're Lion'"
"I used to think it was cool when all those athletes would say hi to my mom on TV."
"Today i learned that the average person has 8 sexual partners in their lifetime Today i also learned im a whore"
"an attractive man on the internet called me pretty, so I sent him my finger nails in the mail. i'm so nervous lol what if he doesn't reply??"
"in japan 2/3 population hava cataracts the other 1/3 have rincon continental"