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Joke of the Day

"The plane starts going down. I say, ""If we die, know that hat is hideous"". We all survive. Great Aunt Mildred hasn't spoken to me since."

"About to start a new job as a pizza delivery driver, any tips?"

"A joke What do you go a place where cows go eat lunch ? A Calvefateria"

"What is the ultimate definition of trust? Two cannibals going down on each other"

"What's difference between good weed and good pussy? You can smell the weed from across the room."

"I was in a bar with my wife, and a girl tried to pick us up. She succeeded, but almost immediately we were back on the floor. We like it there."

"he's not all bad: after an 12 hour shift at a local food kitchen, mayor Rob Ford selflessly turned down a hot meal. ""I've got more than enough to eat at home"""

"An optimistic donut sees the cop as half full."

"Some women bounce back quickly after pregnancy.. some just bounce"

"Did you hear what they found in Jeffrey Dahmer's freezer? Ben and Jerry"