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Joke of the Day
"What's difference between good weed and good pussy? You can smell the weed from across the room."
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"Sherlock Holmes and his partner are walking in the woods... ...they happen upon a tree bearing yellow fruit. Watson asks, ""What the hell is that?"", Sherlock responds, ""A lemon tree my dear Watson."""
"Dear Sir, I am writing this with a heavy heart. Sorry it's so hard to read I should really find a pen"
"A new study finds that chicken isn't as healthy for you as once thought. ""Just don't ask to see our data"" clucked one feathered researcher."
"People are so unreliable Waited in all day for someone to come and fix my broken doorbell, but they never turned up."
"Ex is bringing my kids back home. Time to strategically place the panties I bought from Victoria's secret around the house"
"Q: What do you call a cracked window? A: A pane in the glass."
"Can't be an atheist after getting in a subway car with no a/c because u now know hell is real"
"Shout out to amphibians. Swimmin' swimmin' swimmin' then BAM! walkin' walkin' walkin'"
"My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese. As if she doesn't have enough on her plate."