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Joke of the Day
"What is the ultimate definition of trust? Two cannibals going down on each other"
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"The beauty of a text message is that it transcends time. You respond at your leisure. Unless it's from your wife, then you have 30 seconds."
"I almost got knocked out by a couple of celebrities recently.... Talk about seeing stars."
"What's green and smells of pork? Kermit's cock"
"Did you hear about the half-assed hitman? He assinated his targets."
"Never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp, she's probably thick and tired of it."
"Did you hear about the deaf guy who could sing? Ya, well he didn't"
"I knew joining a gym was a bad idea when I got there and needed help pulling the door open."
"USDA approves shipment of marijuana-fed cows' beef Analytical studies show that the steaks are high"
"my hate for filling up ice cube trays outweighs my love for cold beverages."