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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear what they found in Jeffrey Dahmer's freezer? Ben and Jerry"
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"Walk up in the club like ""hey do you have to buy anything to use the bathroom?"""
"What do you call a soldier with long arms? An army soldier"
"How do Mexicans cut their Pizza? With Little Caesars."
"TIFU By forgetting my wife was allergic to seafood when I got her supper from Subway Woops, wrong Sub."
"If you're unattractive, nobody wants to know that you're horny."
"Do it for the vine https://vine.co/v/eu9MOKJaiYi"
"I saw an American Bridge player crying last night She said she bid 4 No Trump"
"How many ""friend zoned"" guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None they'll just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw."
"Remember when America used to be cool... .... Yeah, me neither."