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Joke of the Day
"A joke What do you go a place where cows go eat lunch ? A Calvefateria"
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"What goes Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech? A blonde at a flashing red light."
"I often worry about the safety of my children ... Especially the one who is still awake at midnight and talking back right now."
"Absinthe For when you'd love to wake up in the morning...naked on a raft in your neighbour's pool, but lack the motivation"
"Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space? because it couldn't survive in the Battlefield."
"What does disappointment feel like? [deleted]"
"What do vegan cannibals eat? Only vegetables."
"Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had no *body* to go with"
"Why did the one eyed bird go into a frozen food store Because it was birdseye"
"What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls? Sparky"