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Joke of the Day

"Some women bounce back quickly after pregnancy.. some just bounce"

"Congress looks like the worst group project ever."

"Why don't the jedi drink vodka? Because only the Sith deal in absolut"

"It's all fun and games until your iPhone is at 10% power"

"The hardest part of having sex again after you have recently been widowed is.... Gettin there before the rigor mortis sets in."

"TIL that the current chinese president Xi Jinping, has a PhD in English literature. That's why the Chinese people call him ""The Great Reader""."

"Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy? Because he thought his daddy was his mummy."

"I think my dog goes out at night to drink with her doggie friends. At least she can't drive because that would be ridiculous."

"What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ? A lot of crackling on the line !"

"A man walks into a bar The man is Donald Trump. He orders a drink and leaves a few minutes later. The joke is that you thought this one wasn't going to be political"