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Joke of the Day
"Which position is for a baseball player wearing a buttplug? Shartstop"
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"hey Liam Neeson is your ""particular set of skills"" gettin shit stolen from you, like, always ?"
"I am not sure, but I think I just heard my cup of coffee say, ""You are my bitch"""
"How do you get a witch pregnant? You fuck 'er."
"Make a man a fire: he'll be warm for the night Set a man on fire: he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"I heard a pun about German sausages... But it was the wurst pun I've ever heard."
"some guy said that I slur a lot when I'm drunk I said no I don't you stupid nigger"
"Why do jews have big noses? Because air is free."
"funniest joke i have heard in a while ""what is the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a hooker with diarrhea?"" One shucks between fits"
"Meaningless statistics are up 17% today"