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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a witch pregnant? You fuck 'er."
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"I was going to tell a gay joke... butt fuck it."
"What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down? This joke..."
"*At store buying school supplies* Son: I need hashtag 2 pencils"
"What's green, slimy and smells like bacon? Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)"
"What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill? Tsunami Warning"
"What does the ""B"" in Benoit B Mandelbrot stand for? Benoit B Mandelbrot"
"AMA Request: Kim Davis. I would like to hear her answer this question, for she seems uniquely qualified to do so: If a man and woman from Kentucky get a divorce, are they still brother and sister?"
"What did the Vegetarian say when he wanted to eat meat? ""Going vegetarian was a missteak"""
"I'm tired of writing ""Sent from my iPhone"" at the end of all me e-mails, maybe I should just get an iPhone"