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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a witch pregnant? You fuck 'er."
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"Are you cold? You should go to the corner, its ninety degrees over there."
"What do a hockey player and a hippie chick have in common? They both shower after 3 periods."
"So I realized why the large iPhone is called the 6 plus If you sit on it, you'll realize is actually a 3+3."
"If every house in Mexico isn't perfectly landscaped and each bed isn't impeccably made then what in the fuck?!"
"Me and my wife are into S&M. She sleeps and I masturbate."
"I asked my wife.. ""what would you do if I won the lottery?"" She replied, "" I would take half and leave you."" I said, ""good I won $12. Here's $6, now fuck off."""
"What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk? An udder failure."
"What's the worst part about being black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven."
"You wanna know about hippie sex? It's in tents."