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Joke of the Day

"some guy said that I slur a lot when I'm drunk I said no I don't you stupid nigger"

"It must be tough having the world's best clown as your dad. You would have such big shoes to fill"

"I'm gonna name my daughter Retarded So I can say yes whenever someone asks me if I am fucking retarded"

"""If anyone has any reason Kim & Kanye should not be married, speak now or forever hold your peace."" -Taylor Swift's moment of revenge"

"Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it was mugged."

"What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender loving hare."

"I used to think the brain was the most interesting part of the body. Then I realized what was telling me that."

"I could've chosen a life of crime but it seems like it would interfere with my 9pm bedtime."

"How many mangoes make a dozen? Six girls ;)"

"*turns up to a yoga class in full Master Yoda costume* ""Oh dear. Misread the flyer, I have."""